Return at your own Risk

I would rather give myself a colonoscopy with a fistful of Legos
than return a gift on 12/26.

Happy Holidays from Instant Jury! Its not very often we get to enjoy a holiday on the front end of a weekend so fill the cooler with beer, stay in your pj's til dinnertime and for god sake people, stay out of the freakin' mall. That place will be flooded with H.B.'s (Human Beings.)

We're looking forward to hearing all of your holiday arguments and we promise we won't make you tender a gift receipt.