A list of people I want to sue:

1. Mothers who let their children push the very stroller they should be riding in.
2. Women in heels walking slowly down a subway stairwell while the train is in the station.
3. The person from the Stella Artois Beer plant who decided to put the little paper wrapper around the top of the bottle.
   
4. The person who created the Geico googly-eyes commercial.
5. The guy who brings his girlfriend to poker night. (but ok if she is in a bikini and serves beer)
   
6. People who talk about the weather in a crowded elevator.
7. This knot in my back
8. New parents who throw Jack and Jill baby showers.
   
9. The small rhinoceros that runs circles in my head after a night of drinking.
   
10. Ron Jaworski