All the world leaders and world dictators descend on New York City this week for the Mideast Peace Talks (is that an oxmoron?) I say we send out Instant Jury summons to Khadafy and Ahmadinejad to let Evil Penguin and Wrench Doozer serve 'em some justice!
And how does Donald Trump manage to get his name in the news? Unless Rosie O'Donnell moved to Kuwait (due to her penchant for camel steak), he should go pitch a tent in a little place called No-one-really-effing-cares-about-you-ville. What a mess!
Not to mention, I have to fight East Side gridlocks, unemployed protesters (this is an assumption but who has time to protest with a day job?), orange, no yellow, no orange, no, no yellow terror alert levels, and the usual Lexington Ave vagrants just to get to my chambers. But, at least we have some great cases this week! Broken Beer Mugs, Dangerous Games and Serious Issues await rulings from YOU, the INSTANT JURY.
Oh, Nelson...if only everyone could see things your way.
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