These two knew each other for exactly one whole month before getting engaged. Not even. (30 days has September, April, June and November) Yeah, so they are a few days short. The case would start like this :Chloe: Plaintiff: I don't know how I failed to see that this wouldnt work. I mean, like, we had so much in common. We're both 7 feet tall, wear XL Fruit of the Looms, hail from the Amazon rain forest and both have taken a back door pass from Kobe Bryant. But then I woke up one morning and was like, whoa, you're like only an athlete and are not really that famous for anything. I can't handle it anymore. I want to be the only one in my family that wears a size 14 shoe.
Lamar: Defendant: But we're in love. I even got a big gol' chain that says your name on it and I cant return it. Please baby, dont leave me now. I didnt even get a chance to race Bruce Jenner around the house at the family bbq. Tell you what...let's arm wrestle for it.
...and then the likes of Kamel, Syncitystar, Old Hag, Mermowtimi and RunswithScissors get to vote on how they divide up their assets. If only it were that easy!
Well, maybe it will never happen but at least we can have some fun deciding on dirty deeds in the parents house, emails vs landlines, and what to do in San Diego.
Oh yeah... we were featured as the Cool Site of the Day on www.AskMen.com this week! The IJ buzz continues!!!
Jury Honor Roll from week of 9/21:
- Mingo
- Jimmy Wang
- Old Hag
- rrh0tm0ney
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